We are all bloggers we all have blogs do you understand how embarrassing that is
Table confirmed for ssb4
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore
*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*
"You can’t eat all that!"
fuckin watch me.
When you have no money left.
new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes