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nervoushiccup:

I feel like I, and many other tumblr users, are pretty much experiment 625 from Lilo and Stitch

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he literally has all of the same powers as stitch

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He had potential to do something great. He saw what Stitch and all the other experiments were doing, but he was just like

hey

you know what sounds good

a sandwich

gayorb:

girls are just . girls are literally just so good.i cant move

bullied:

too hot for ugly people too ugly for hot people

jellys:

people that point out acne:

  1. pack ur bags
  2. buy a plane ticket
  3. go to hell

somethinghorrible:

tHERES A SKELETON INSIDE MY BODY RIGHT NOW OH MY GOD

askinnyblackman:

things i used to laugh at

  • actual jokes

things i laugh at now

  • yard sard

unamusedsloth:

Try me.

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

thediluteddreams:

flagrantnonsense:

Hey kids wanna buy some drugs

Welcome to Florida

accio-cosima:

girls wearing boxers is such a frickin’ turn on. along with girls wearing beanies. and girls wearing plaid shirts. and girls wearing tank tops. and girls in general.

sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not

boypillow:

annoyingbloqqer:

life hack: kill everyone except ur crush so they’re forced to date u

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