hey i'm max and i make bad puns
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ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

effrons:

OMG MY 17 YEAR OLD COUSIN HAS A BUNCH OF HIS FRIENDS OVER RIGHT NOW AND I COULD HEAR THEM LISTENING TO FERGALICIOUS AND SINGING SO I BANGED ON THE WALL AND SHOUTED “I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS” AND THEN ONE OF THEM GOES “SHIT WHY DIDNT YOU SAY SHE WAS HOME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE WAS LIKE “NO ITS A PART OF OUR VIDEO GAME” AND THEN ANOTHER ONE SHOUTS “DUDE WHY THE FUCK WOULD FERGALICIOUS BE IN A VIDEO GAME” IM CRYING

brbsoup:

I have seen the future.

spotastic:

This guy really blew it.

gotitforcheap:

2010 was a simpler time 

can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

solomonfletcher:

a big stupid idiot crush

pemsylvania:

if u ur ever out of sand paper just eat more than 20 sour patch kids and use your tongue

kumagawa:

if you dont believe that people can change vegeta went from blowing up planets to taking his son to school in like 3 arcs