hey i'm max and i make bad puns
Dallas, Scarlett, Mel, Than, Marina
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speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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intensional:

I feel so betrayed right now

coluring:

*swags nervously*

docmario:

precumming:

what

Yoshi is a fucking snitch and is about to be taken out

stability:

when you want to have a conversation with someone but theres nothing to talk about 

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squided:

lenkagamin-e:

squided:

It’s almost fall you know that means we will all be needing some

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dont bring this back

I waited an entire year to make this post.  It’s coming back.

dudebasicallyme:

whenever you refresh your dashboard and no one is posting:

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silly-little-dreamer-girl:

TWO THINGS HOW DID HE GET A PET INTO SCHOOL AND HOW DOES HE GET HIS TEACHERS TO AGREE TO DO THESE VINES

sleeplvss:

A makeout session would be great right about now

pixyled:

if this isnt the EXACT plot of the movie i will be MAD

  • attractive person: hi
  • me: is this some kind of sick joke

foodchewer:

don’t disappoint your dogs

circle-of-wolves:

calliestrider:

un-leash-ing:

egberts:

*goes to a party and awkwardly follows friend around the entire time*

*goes to a family reunion and awkwardly follows mom around the entire time*

*goes to hell and awkwardly follows satan the entire time*

Well that escalated quickly.